I am Jin-Gitaxias, Augur of the Core, Praetor of the Progress Engine, and one of the sovereigns of New Phyrexia. I have accessed this "Internet" to spread the glory of Phyrexia through other planes and other minds. The meme shall be as glistening oil... until our interplanar transit experiments bear fruit.
As for the ponies... Well, Equestria is on my to-compleat list. Let us leave it at that.
Some manner of digital growth has protruded from this outpost. One generates intriguing ideas. The other appears to be the desmense of the being who facilitates my communiqués. Feel free to peruse them if you are interested.

My esteemed, if flawed, siblings:
Sheoldred, Whispering One. Knowledgable and cunning. Treacherous and conniving.
Urabrask the Hidden. Dedicated and swift. Truculent and soft-hearted.
Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger. Robust and formidable. Oafish and gluttonous.
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite. Devoted and sincere. Inflexible and sincere.

Other entities of note:
Nicol Bolas, Elder Dragon Planeswalker. Not to be trifled with under any circumstances.
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind. Similar to Bolas, but with more respect for science and even more narcissism. Until I met him, I hadn't even thought the latter was possible.
Ral Zarek, formerly of the League of Izzet. A brilliant mind held back by a weak stomach.
Kiora Atua, merlady of Zendikar. My aquatic megafauna consultant. Also regrettably squeamish.
Nissa Revane, liberatrix of the Eldrazi. Reminiscent of Glissa Sunseeker in name, mana-alignment, and moments of psychosis, but far more tolerable on a personal level.
Karn, Silver Golem. He who rejected the throne of the Father of Machines. Good riddance.
Elspeth Tirel, Knight-Errant. Mentally scarred by Old Phyrexia. Has not received the memo regarding the paradigm shift. And by "memo", I mean "spinal graft".
Koth of the Hammer. Quaint vestige of an obsolete plane.
Tezzeret the Seeker. A not-us composed of strange metals and human. On no one's side but his own.

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