Telekinesis is a wonderful thing, Brother. Why bother attaching limbs that I’d have to metabolically support when I can have as many hands as my mind can manifest?
You are now Elesh Norn.
You are tired of those heretics and their incessant tomfoolery. You might as well call up your obnoxious siblings.
ecclesiasticNotable [EN] has begun pestering Praetors: soundlessDuplicity [SD], judiciousGrandiosity [JG], voraciousEngurgitation [VE], and ulteriorBegetter [UB].
EN: My beloved siblings, a very dark time is upon us.
SD: yeah. us having to listen to this crap.
JG: Thiiiiis haaaaad beeeeetteeeeer beeeee quick. IIIII haaaave maaaaany iiiiimpooooortant eeeeexpeeeeerimeeeeents tooooo aaaaatteeeeend tooooo.
EN: No, my siblings! Now is not the time for your… Unbecoming “banter”. I have quite the announcement! It appears as if some of our greatest opposition, the outsiders, have not been seen for a few days now! So may I be so bold as to suggest an all-out, united front against the remaining unwashed?
SD: it’s your idea so i hate it already
VE: ME AND GLISSA HAVE STUFF TO DO. TANGLE STUFF. ALSO WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT SOME STUPID “HERETICS”? YOU JUST WANT THEM FOR YOUR STUPID CULT.
JG: Stooooop pooooosting, Vooooorincleeeeex. Yooooouuuuu suuuuuuck.
VE: IS THAT SERIOUSLY YOUR BEST, GENIUS-LIZARD? I SHOULD SNAP YOU IN HALF.
SD: hold on. azax-azog is trying to kill me.
UB: Idonotcareabouttheseheretics. Imustforge.
[ulteriorBegetter has left the conversation.]
EN: Why does Urabrask think it’s proper to just exit like that?
JG: IIIII tiiiiire ooooof thiiiiiis. IIIIII haaaaave diiiiissectiooooons tooooo aaaaatteeeeend.
[judiciousGrandiosity has left the conversation.]
VE: GLISSA SAYS SHE WILL HUNT SOME HERETICS WITH YOU.
SD: i’m sure norn will love that.
EN: ABSOLUTELY NOT. I will not parade around with your filthy harlot, Vorinclex!
EN: If none of you are going to take the reclamation of our home seriously, I will just have to convert the rabble myself!
[ecclesiasticNotable has left the conversation.]
Ever since the war ended, all of these Counsels have been ridiculous kerfuffles. The other Praetors won’t listen. You won’t need them. The Orthodoxy doesn’t need help from the Engine, the Tangle! They’ll understand. But now is clearly not the time.
Really, Sister? That’s the best impression of me you could manage? I’m insulted.
You’re still susceptible to such toxins? I’m surprised at me. Next you’ll be telling me you still need to eat!
Putting asterisks around typed actions does not cause those actions to come about. You are on a computer. You probably shouldn’t be trusted with one.
I worry about some of you people sometimes.
And what goal, dear sister, do you think those experiments are working towards? Interplanar travel is nearly within our grasp. All that remains is refining the technology to a sufficiently reliable state.
My Little Abomination: Science is Magic. Rainbow Shark and Flutterpus. Gonna have to color later cuz of rainbow shark.
How do you even colour a shark RAINBOWS?
With a name like “My Little Abomination: Science is Magic,” how could I not reblog it?
Bonesaws are not effective against dead planeswalkers. Enjoy your flammable oil.
Yes, because you demonstrated such a breathtaking capability with pyromancy prior to your death.
GLaDOS 2012! She’ll fix our country… with neurotoxin…
In lieu of glistening oil, what better way is there?
Awww come on! If I just were a phyrexian (and alive) and could summon Elesh Norn, definately, I’d tap that. Oh wait, she has Vigilance… (Jhoira has not!)
She is my sister. And has no reproductive system. And neither do I. And neither would you.
Did I mention that she is my sister? Because that never stopped being something that was true.